Do you want your car looking after, sir?
During the match, sir?
Only half a crown, sir?
Not to bother, son. I’ve a dog. See?
Ah yeah! That’s a great big dog, sir
Fierce too, I bet.
His name’s Vicious, if you need a clue
Yep, he looks like a smart dog
Tell me, sir
Can your fierce, smart dog put out a car fire?
n.b. Moral: Pay the boy and your car will be still where you parked it and in good condition when the match is over.
n.n.b. Thank you to Danny for the joke.