Without rains of spring
Fibrous, malnourished ripe crop
Heads of brewers’ droop
n.b. The beer industry may have to turn to farmers in Europe for grain, but OH! the UK has left the EU and talks are not going well.
Noses missing from faces! Not a good look. Another good reason to wear a face-mask, boys (for it is manly, private school boys who pushed for this isolation from our nearest and soon to be dearest, trading partners).
By the way chaps, where is the report on Russian interference in British politics? It awaits publication. Chop, chop!
Do look up Brewer’s Droop online if it is a new phrase to you. First I had heard of the phenomenon too 😇