This is Woking ...if you see something that doesn't look right speak to a member of staff or contact British Transport Police text 61016 see it say it sorted this is your conductor welcome aboard this South-West Trains service to London Waterloo you can find me towards the middle of this ten coach train the next stop will be London Waterloo estimated time of arrival at our final destination is 14:22
Woking, this is Woking
Looks ordinary enough so, why are the Tories at war with Woking?
it's been so still humid air weighing on us all weary from sleepless nights from self-medicated sleep from restless waking from waking alone
and now the leaves move trees sigh at their relief the wind tunes up wheezy gaps in windows and doors ajar asthmatic whistling of telephone cables clinking lines on masts waves thick enough to roll the shingle to slap the seawall spit over its parapet and bounce back to sea
this cool sou'westerly freshens up the air brings on the rain brings me sleep alone or not
here she comes bowling in, late again unapologetic, slamming doors throwing her rain-drenched coat on the hallway floor yes, beautiful colours striking markings your beauty gets you off the hook eventually after the initial shock of your abrupt arrival and a cup of tea we'll snuggle down wrap up all cosy relish the dark evenings together