I had pulled on a sock
when came a knock
that morn at six o’clock
I got a shock
at my door stood a flock
of lambs and rams and ewes
“Why have you no shoes?
This does not amuse
when we bring news
of developments and clues.”
Encouraged to dash
I dressed in a flash
grabbed loose cash
into the rain did splash
“Where are we heading?”
I asked, still warm from bedding
following the sheep’s treading
through petals blown from hedging
in the direction of Reading.
“It is quite a way”
a lamb turned to say
“for such a wet day
on paths of clay
but we must not delay.”
We moved apace
I got red of face
joining the chase
for news on the case
that took much space
in the daily press
I’d had little success
evidence all a mess
no suspect would confess
I was under duress
to solve the crime
under pressure of time
no longer in my prime
as we hit a hill to climb
I called out ‘Wait! I’m…”
but the sheep rushed on
I had to stay strong
it would not be long
they’ve not been wrong
always on song
when called upon
by their sense of duty
to come and help me
after I had set free
a ram mistakenly
charged with animal cruelty.
At last they stopped
by a tree just lopped
where they had copped
a man I’d once shopped
but who free had hopped
to continue with his trade
that always dismayed
showing crime might pay
by his ostentatious display
of ill-gotten gains
“So it was you! At last!”
I weakly gasped
his look aghast
to have his past
have the laugh last
and catch him so
“Did you not know
I might be slow
but despite aggro
will never let go
if some two-timing, cheating, lying, rustling crook like you ever crosses me. I always win in the end, because, unlike you, I have friends.”
The sheep and I took the criminal to the police station, then set off to the local pub for a celebratory beer, but with no luck.
Apparently, the landlord had recently had difficulty with this flock, something to do with illegal gambolling, so they were all barred.
~
n.b. NaPoWriMo 2021 A Skeltonic for a Friday.

~
CLP 16/04/2021
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