• Norwich Carrotting – Breaking News

    We put the squeeze on known associates of the suspects. One of them cracked, the other said he wouldn’t split on his friends. We went looking for others but they seem to have melted away into the gutters of this cold-hearted city. Had to have a word with the junior detective on the case after Read more

  • Call for Witnesses

    We need to move fast in the carrotting case. Frankly, we are stumped. Witnesses are turning out to be a little flakey. The Chief is putting pressure on, “We can’t afford to let this slide.” he told today’s briefing. Still looking for a motive, but I got a hunch that lots of lolly will be Read more

  • L3 (Day 36) On Ice

    The lake is frozen. If you’re looking for easy metaphors, use this ~ n.b. Nice of nature to get on board with the program at last. Now everyone around here knows what we homo sapiens are experiencing. ~ CLP 11/02/2021 Read more

  • Suspects Held for Questioning

    Three suspects are being questioned in the recent Norwich carrotting case. Refusing to answer questions. They think by keeping cool they’ll get away with it. Time to put the heat on them. ~ CLP 11/02/2021 Read more

  • L3 (Day 35): On Heat

    When its this cold the sky burns shades the late afternoon pink sends clear warning to shepherds ~ CLP 10/02/2021 Read more

  • Snow Falling on Cedric

    It was a black and white kind of day. I took a turn into town and found this stiff on the street. At first I thought, ‘Poor guy, he’s frozen to death’ but then I recognised him, Cedric! I called the cops, he had been carrotted. ~ CLP 10/02/2021 Read more