The mother of Invention
Rocks on her haunches
Aaaaaaggghhhhh
Birth, I have observed, involves various degrees of pain
"Do not even think of laying a single finger on my body ever again. Understood?"
Neh-vah urg-gain, neh-ver
Uuuuuuurrrrgggghhhh
Rocking, rocking, rocking
Wuuuuuuurrrrgggghhhh
Push, keep pushing
Push
Push
Guaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggugugggh
Once more, just once more
Waaaaaaaaaauuuugggghhh
There it's done
Well done
Well done
Well done
Mother of Invention
Has barely swaddled her off-spring when there's a knock at the door
Necessity has another visitor
~
n.b. Such are the things the people of Ukraine have improvised these past four years that they can now share anti-drone technology and military intelligence with other nations needing to defend themselves.
CLP 29/03/2026
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