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Fat Blond Bloke
A draught cloaks each step Sucks the heat from the air Light from day Magic from the stars Living in a perpetual November Each night longer than the last Dying embers of joie de vie Falling through the grate Hope extinguished By the puddle of cold sick Retched up by the Lying Liar’s lies . →
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The Three Little Pigs
Pig 1: “Look guys If we keep a low profile All the heat will be on the cows” . Pig 2: “Methane producing flatulants!” . Pig 3: “I thought they were ruminants?” . Pig 1: “No, that’s the owls. They do all the thinking.” . n.b. The methane producing capacity of cows is not as →
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Heard not Seen
It was a day when I worked With my shirt off Bent to the task Concentrating on single stones The depth, set, fit to the path Brushing the grey, gritty soil To fill in the gaps Ancient fragments glinted As I weighed up each stone in my palm Myriad crystal particles Formed over eons Compacted, →
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Jack And The Beans
Tell me about our prize cow. What did you get for it, son? Show me. Beans? Magic Beans? Beans! What on Earth possessed you? . Mum, we’ve got to eat We’ve got to eat today We’ve got to eat tomorrow We need nutrients Put back in the soil . Beans it is then, Jack But →
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Cranes Fly
It was a call like crows But not those of crows Even on their most talkative days When whisked up by winds When they chitter and churr It was more musical than crows Deeper tones balanced by middle notes From behind the hedgerows Beyond the browned ancient oaks Low to the grey horizon A stretched →
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The One Billy Goat Gruff
Hey ugly troll Don’t eat me I am only little A bigger goat follows You’ll be better fed If you wait . Unlucky kid! I am cutting down On meat in my diet It’s healthier And helps sustainability You’ll do . CLP 01/12/2019 →