• I Kissed A Girl

    Today’s her birthday I was five and she was too It wasn’t to be . n.b. Memory is triggered by so many random details. I recall the playground ringing to the chant, “Christopher Perry kissed….(insert name here)!” I apologise to her for being so forward. Totally unacceptable behaviour on my part. I was out of Read more

  • On Darts

    Aiming for the Bull? Striving for the Double Top? Double One is okay . n.b. Most games of darts played by mere mortals finish with a prolonged round of shots at the Double One bed, all other opportunities to win having been missed. . So from this I conclude it is a good idea to Read more

  • On Relaxation

    Important routines Maintain balance, status quo Hair down? Just cut it . n.b. We hold ourselves tight in patterns and programmes, duties and responsibilities. These may be chosen voluntarily, imposed by the life-stage we are in, or consequences of decisions and actions taken many years previously. The challenge is how to get a break from Read more

  • Hen Party

    Fine feathered friends Consider destination Eat here or move on? . n.b. It is often tricky getting a diverse group of acquaintances to stick to an itinerary. Someone voices an alternative, discussion ensues, original plans go to cock. Travelling solo has advantages, but for laughs an outing with your mates takes some beating. . n.n.b. Read more

  • On Normality

    “How are you?” she asked I’m calm, present and happy Yes, back to normal . n.b. Thank you for asking. And you? n.n.b. The above applies regardless of today’s football result. . CLP 11/01/2020 Read more

  • On Fear

    Shouts, sticks, slaps to rear Drive unhappy cattle on What calls you? Listen . CLP 11/01/2020 Read more