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Norwich Carrotting – Breaking News
We put the squeeze on known associates of the suspects. One of them cracked, the other said he wouldn’t split on his friends. We went looking for others but they seem to have melted away into the gutters of this cold-hearted city. Had to have a word with the junior detective on the case after →
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Call for Witnesses
We need to move fast in the carrotting case. Frankly, we are stumped. Witnesses are turning out to be a little flakey. The Chief is putting pressure on, “We can’t afford to let this slide.” he told today’s briefing. Still looking for a motive, but I got a hunch that lots of lolly will be →
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L3 (Day 36) On Ice
The lake is frozen. If you’re looking for easy metaphors, use this ~ n.b. Nice of nature to get on board with the program at last. Now everyone around here knows what we homo sapiens are experiencing. ~ CLP 11/02/2021 →
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Suspects Held for Questioning
Three suspects are being questioned in the recent Norwich carrotting case. Refusing to answer questions. They think by keeping cool they’ll get away with it. Time to put the heat on them. ~ CLP 11/02/2021 →
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L3 (Day 35): On Heat
When its this cold the sky burns shades the late afternoon pink sends clear warning to shepherds ~ CLP 10/02/2021 →
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Snow Falling on Cedric
It was a black and white kind of day. I took a turn into town and found this stiff on the street. At first I thought, ‘Poor guy, he’s frozen to death’ but then I recognised him, Cedric! I called the cops, he had been carrotted. ~ CLP 10/02/2021 →
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L3 (Day 35) Snowed In
“Well done for getting out!” he said as if I’d slipped out past the plastic police of Serco plc who run Yarl’s Wood Immigration Removal Centre . In fact, all I had done was walk to town in the snow ~ CLP 09/02/2021 →
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L3 (Day 34) Carrow Bridge
Bemused pigeons and gulls chase lifting snowflakes above the Wensum not being au fait with weather maybe thinking things that fly up contain protein not just ice or were they playing as school children might flapping around with mouths wide trying to catch ice crystals on waggly tongues having heard that each flake is unique →
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Snow Globe
That beastly howling stopped and let the snow flakes fall up as well as down ~ CLP 08/02/2021 →